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Six-Word Caption Contest #15 (and Winner #14)

Monday, December 24th, 2012

By Larry Smith

‘Tis the season to share six words. One smart and spirited short-form scribe will win the gift of $50 on Shutterfly. This week’s Six-Word Caption Contest runs two weeks, so you have until 5pm EST on Friday, Jan. 4 to submit a six-word caption in the comments area below to describe the situation you see above. Each entry should be a separate comment and you can submit up to 10 entries; read the official rules for more details.

Last week’s winning caption to describe the funny face found in this blog post is “The world is ending WHEN?,” by SteveG. Didn’t win? Hang tough and keep playing—it’s not the end of the world, or even the end of the Six-Word Caption Contest.

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77 responses

  1. kisskissgirl says:

    Has anyone seen my reindeer Rudolph?

  2. kisskissgirl says:

    Mrs. Claus insists I exercise more!

  3. DynamicDbytheC says:

    A new doorman at Jewish deli.
    Rather be sleeping on that bench.
    Lay on bench for free advice.
    Reindeer unionized. Looking for alternative transportation.
    Early start on New Year’s Resolution.

  4. Autumn22 says:

    No chimney? This is the answer.

  5. Autumn22 says:

    The Elves all have one too!

  6. Autumn22 says:

    Bicycle for eight didn’t pass inspection.

  7. Autumn22 says:

    Economy’s tough–I deliver sandwiches too!

  8. Autumn22 says:

    Might not get off the ground.

  9. DynamicDbytheC says:

    Only performance enhancers, milk and cookies.
    Gas? Fueled by milk and cookies.
    Got dropped by the reindeer pack.
    Even the North Pole is downsizing.
    Mrs. Claus didn’t like exercise bike.

  10. JAD says:

    This was strickly the Dr’s idea.

  11. maryjane31 says:

    Working off those beers. Don’t tell!

  12. maryjane31 says:

    Have to fit down those chimneys!

  13. em says:

    The economy has made christmas rough.

  14. maryjane31 says:

    Hot damn! Santa on a bike.

  15. Savita says:

    The unicycle is more cost efficient.

  16. PV Harrington says:

    Santa on trike, Rudolph on strike

  17. kisskissgirl says:

    No snow…no sleigh…all bike!

  18. Autumn22 says:

    A basket really completes the look.

  19. AT says:

    Red suit really pimps my ride.
    My other car is a sleigh.
    Don’t laugh, ’cause it’s paid for.
    Christmas: gifts. The other 364: newspapers.

  20. maryjane31 says:

    Need a break, Christmas cheer awaits.

  21. maryjane31 says:

    Starting out the New Year right!

  22. maryjane31 says:

    Any donations would be greatly appreciated!

  23. Autumn22 says:

    A basket would complete the look.

  24. Autumn22 says:

    So, where’s the bicycle rack again?

  25. Autumn22 says:

    Balancing on a box. Off-season gig.

  26. Autumn22 says:

    My other vehicle is a sleigh.

  27. mzejay says:

    Bike replaces sleigh in new fangled carol.

  28. songwriter says:

    Sign said open, Santa said otherwise.

  29. bevvie says:

    Borrowed this one from Baby Claus.

  30. bevvie says:

    Only loaner left at sleigh shop.

  31. callie says:

    Needed vertical lift for unicycle flight.

    North pole goes green seeking trainer!

    Beam me up rudolph, pretty please!

    MISSING - Has anyone seen my sled?

    Told retirement gig would be indoors.

    Fiscal cliff talks stall causing cutbacks.

    Wanted reindeer spin class training preferred.

  32. callie says:

    Scarecrow Santa causing store patron confusion.

    Reanimation budget cuts unfortunate for Santa.

  33. Gerri says:

    Has anyone seen my reindeer?

  34. Gerri says:

    Buy a bike, get a Santa.

  35. Gerri says:

    Wanted silent night. Reindeer too noisy.

  36. Gerri says:

    Honey, I shrunk the Santa!

  37. bevvie says:

    Not the new wheels I wanted.

  38. ClubCaro says:

    Oh, these hemorrhoids are killing me.

    We’re headed over the fiscal cliff!

  39. notyouraveragegirl says:

    Santa’s gone both “red” and “green.”

  40. Ghostwriter4Love says:

    Santa’s workout regime pays off handsomely.

  41. maryjane31 says:

    Hey, I need a break too!

  42. DynamicDbytheC says:

    Finally know Santa’s off season activities.
    The other 364 days each year.

  43. GBR says:

    Darn those animal rights activists!

  44. kisskissgirl says:

    No snow…no sleigh…no problem!!

  45. kisskissgirl says:

    Vrrrrrm…vrrrrrrrrm….why aren’t I moving?

  46. three-monkeys says:

    Elves don’t let Santa drive drunk.

  47. three-monkeys says:

    Fyi, Santa doesn’t need padded shorts.

  48. three-monkeys says:

    Former spinning instructor was Frosty. RIP.

  49. MotorCityMich says:

    Working off all those Christmas cookies!

  50. MotorCityMich says:

    It’s jingle bells, not jiggle bells!

  51. MotorCityMich says:

    No more reindeer after “grandma” incident.

  52. Staraj says:

    Guess what happens to unpopular toys.

  53. Crystal M. Wright says:

    Darn sled broke down, once AGAIN!
    Training for North Pole Christmas-Thon!
    How else could I manage sleds?
    Steering a sled is harder work!

  54. Rachel says:

    Darn that Red Nose! Trouble Again!

  55. Rachel says:

    If presents late, you know why!!!

  56. Rachel says:

    You MUST be KIDDING!!! No Sleigh???!!!

  57. Rachel says:

    I’m your new toy!!! Please Enjoy!!!

  58. marjaberry says:

    Traded Rudolf for last minute gifts.

  59. maryjane31 says:

    Holidays are over Santa. Now what?

  60. K822 says:

    Santa’s trying Weight Watchers. It works!

  61. addictedreader says:

    Could I have a pillow please?

  62. addictedreader says:

    Ooohhh…let me ride a sleigh!

  63. addictedreader says:

    Out of gifts….more available here.

  64. Carey Taylor says:

    At new location. Global warming’s real.

  65. bevvie says:

    Drafted to be the designated driver.

  66. bevvie says:

    Moonlighting as a spin class instructor.

  67. CarylT says:

    Going green! Cycling charges the lights.

  68. CarylT says:

    Ho ho ho! Girls are inside.

  69. maryjane31 says:

    Well Santa, time to go inside.

  70. maryjane31 says:

    Santa, can I take a spin?

  71. favepeep says:

    Santa’s lowest point since mistletoe scandal.

  72. favepeep says:

    Those elves have gone too far!

  73. favepeep says:

    Accepting donations for bus ticket home.

  74. marine21 says:

    this place stinks lets go

  75. marine21 says:

    i’m outta here

  76. Brianna says:

    Santa is allways the best welcomer.

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