Six-Word Caption Contest #11 (and winner #10)
Monday, November 26th, 2012
And you thought you had a wild night? SMITH and Shutterfly’s Six-Word Caption Contest continues as we seek your six words that describe the situation you see here by 5pm EST on Friday. One punch-drunk six-word scribe will win a gift certificate for $50 for Shutterfly. Leave your six-word caption in the comments area below. Each entry should be separate comment and you can submit up to 10 entries; read the official rules for more details.
Last week more than 250 scribes cooked up captions to describe the photo you see in this blog post. And the winning six is:“The recipe only called for a pinch.”
by Freddy. And a close, well-timed second (with a prize TBA if SenoRAH gets in touch) goes to: “What happens when Hostess hires non-union.” Thanks to everyone for kicking it into high gear before the holidays.
Plus: In or near NYC? Check out a SMITH Live story show on Dec. 6 at the amazing 92nd Street Y. You’ll hear stories from Elizabeth Wurtzel, Deborah Copaken Kogan, Anthony Giglio, Lynn Harris, Rachel Sklar, the poet Jane Shore and more. SMITH members can use the code “SMITH” when you buy tickets for a discount.
Man dies. Cardiac arrest. Woman trapped.
Can we stop being crazy now
Bar was lowered for these two.
Hurry up. Take Picture. Being crushed.
She needs a FACE LIFTed off.
Drinking on an empty head again.
“Far out! Our drinks are sideways!”
Dang! We won’t remember a THING!
New sitcom! “Empty Glasses, Full Bladders”.
Silly Rabbit! Alcohol is for adults!
Bottoms up! Faces down. Fun commence!
Get your freaking head off mine!
Too bombed out to sit up.
Who will be driving us home?
Toast to others in same boat.
Let her up she’ll fall down.
What happens when Siamese twins drink.
I am going to kill her
Unusually tricky zombies ordered actual Zombies.
Careful! Relationship might freeze that way.
Their French kissing needs some work.
Updating my relationship status to “Embarrassing.”
My least favorite Kama Sutra position.
Drink responsibly or become human sandwich.
The beginning of a beautiful hangover.
Who knew drinking made better pictures
“how could this happen once again?”
Thumb wrestling takes a bizarre twist
I’m learning so much at college!
Alas, they were never sober again.
This is definitely going on Facebook!
Drinking equals wild crazy silly friends!
Someone help me! I’m being crushed!
I’m not drunk enough for this!
One drink, two drinks, you stink!
THANK GOD FOR THE BABY SITTER!
Look at the Paparazzi …act natural !!!!!
This is my last Personals Ad!
“One more” turned into too many.
Look, my drink is full from this angle.
I can see Alaska from here.
Time to go back to our job at the ammunitions plant.
Is the self timer actually working?
No, really, they said this is how the camera works
Saying “cheese” is so yesterday. This is better, trust me!
No matter how this picture turns out, my nails will look good!
I’m really rethinking this whole Christmas card photo idea.
I thought what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas?
I knew joint earrings wouldn’t work!
This moment will cease to exist.
I can hear the ocean, Really!
Aftermath of “Drinks on the house”.
Want to lick your beer mustache!
I really DO NOT know her.
Fallen and we can’t get up!
One sip and she’s gone under!
See, I still have my tonsils!
These really ARE my sexy eyes!
Who ordered the double decker heads?
Look very deeply into my eyes.
She said this would be fun!
This was absolutely, entirely her idea!
Oh indeed, it is spinning fast.
From diapers together to drinks together.
Hard day at work. Obvious solution.
My glass half-empty? Half-full? Who cares?
My Hurricane blew us right over!
Maybe it’s time for an intervention.
For a longer straw, say uncle.
Wind blows, trees shiver, leaves fall.
Born, live, die. How very interesting.
Want more. Still want more. MORE!!!
Live until death, then in death.
Some wild stuff happened that night.
At least I’ll remember the picture!
Couples that drink together, stick together.
Fraternal Siamese twins enjoy night out.
Toasting to something wonderful I’ll bet.
Why is the camera down there?
Is that his insurance card?
I hate when the tripod slips
30 seconds and it’s a new record!
Are you sure you’re a chiropractor?
Pretending to have fun. Really not.
2012 Dumb and Dumber Contest Finalists
He-e-elp! Get this moron off me!!
He could really use a Q-Tip!
Gravity really sucks!
One tequilla, two tequilla, next floor.
we are crazy how about you?
Will hate ourselves in the morning.
We are partying for….hmm…..forgot!
Somehow, she never saw it coming.
Crazy? Free. Everything else, there’s Mastercard.
Flipped. Not quite the Spiderman kiss.
Look at me! look at me!
Are you sure this is o.g?
Look stanger, I am an octopus!
Staring contest one two three *blink*
Head is to Heavy to lift.
Why did I marry her - money
Swear to dunk I’m not god
i was going to save later
we just meet and got drunk
Grammy, poppy is that really you…
my tongue gose up gravity down
i thought this was orange jucie
first night on a Carrabean cruise
credit card bill unpaied this month
Look at us, we’re pathetic drunks!
Totally drink you under the table.
We’re dazed by the old days
This? It is just another night.
Drinks on me, I’m on you
Glad we can be weird together.
not just crazy, crazy in love!
Do we look hot like this?
Drunk love always wins in’d end.
No occifer; what drinking? maybe him
Non-alcoholic drinks. There’s no excuse.
Twister Game Night! Left foot yellow.
He dribbles. A lot.
I Love You More Than Drunk
Hey,shink dis camera on????
Thats not my knee your touching!
I’m drunk, and you’re still ugly.
“I got you my pretty!”
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”
“Heads up” is so overrated…
This make my head look smaller?
Found on “texts from last night.”
My drinks bigger than my head!
Have you heard of personal space?
They missed the “drink responsible” label.
We’ll never remember but never forget
Evil creeper meets damnsal in distress.
Bound by the Booze we Bought!
Boozed, Bound, Bent, Bloated and Belching
“Look at what I can do!”
Never trade drinks with a girl!
It’s rare to just be yourself.
Love makes you do silly things
Join us tonight for a goodtime
Big man at night, and morning.
It’s time, for a good time.
It 5 o’clock somewhere, not here
On top now. On Top Later.
IM A DRUNKEN AND IN LOVA
Oh, now I get it. Sideways…
Too drunk to sit up strait.
HELP! drunk and can’t get up!
Can you hear what I’m thinking???
Yeah… so, who are you again?
HOLDUP DON’T SPILL MY GOOD DRINK
That’s right, I’m getting laid tonight!
So, who’s going to drive home?
I hope this isn’t on Facebook!
so… yeah, this is really awkward.
We’re perfectly capable of driving home!
Surprised we haven’t gotten thrown out!
HEYYYY, your left nostril is missing!
“From this direction, glass half full!”
Recreational Forecast: Silly tonight/Sick tomorrow
Wait! I think I see light!…
Talk about the glass Half full!!
Why did he drink so fast?
In pursuit of all things sideways
its just another point of view
We should probably drink some more
P - A - R - T -Y yeah!!!
um why are you so surprised?
Didn’t read the memo? Tongue’s out!
i should of been on top
Next time… We are going shopping!
Guess which drink has the alcohol
Is your drink sideways too?
Why is the bartender ignoring us?
I can’t feel my toes either
Buy me a round, or else
The double back slammer tequila squeeze
Shoot it back…. Slam it down
Simese twins in need of AA
Sideways 2: Because the first sucked
Making eyes, melting ice.
Drank so much my HEAD is heavy!
Raise your glass to us too!
I’ll drink you under the table
What did we do & where?
Ain’t life GRAND?
Come on big boy! Lets GO!
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