The unstoppable Romi Lassally and Rebecca Woolf have launched True Office Confessions, their fourth True Confessions site, and clearly a funny, sexy, messy, nasty crowd pleaser. “I work at a dental office,” confesses one unhappy mutant, “and have been known to lick the insides of the cups belonging to the patients I hate, before I place them in the operatory room.” Yum! The underbelly of life between 9 and 5 isn’t anything we don’t know, but it’s still a highly addictive proposition. “I always wish my boss and his wife dead,” offers one person pursuing the American dream, “but then they really almost died in a car accident and now I feel kind of bad.” We feel you.

And what’s more fun and potentially disastrous than office email? Nothing. True Office is currently seeking your explicit office emails (with names blacked out so no one gets fired—we’re all friends here after all). Send them here now; salivate later.

Shadowy office shot via Flickr’s sophistechate.