Two caveats up front: One, I’m told that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are “lame,” and that for liking them i am “lame.” I’ll live.

Two, I’m usually not a fan of people and or/organizations who try to pretend they’re really into the idea of someone making them a video cause, you know, they’re so hip and with the Internet age, when really they just want to save money and have someone else to do their work for them.

That said, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are doing just that. And, well, let’s just say I was never that consistent with my principles. They’re offering $5,000 and a trip to Paris to meet the band if you make their next music video, and the contest lasts two more weeks. I’m sure we have some video junkies here who could take the prize — I expect a cut. Official rules are here; below, lead singer Anthony Kiedis discusses the rationale behind the contest and how to win.