This week’s question:

Since Murdoch pulled the plug on OJ, he’s asked you pen an “If I Did It, Here’s How it Happened” book instead—what’s yours about?

Next week’s question:
By now, we’ve all seen Britney’s hoo hoo. What’s the most unpleasant surprise you ever found under someone’s clothes?

Your answer goes here (in 100 words or less, please). We’ll post our favorites on the front page of SMITH.