My nomination, from my inbox, is Robert Smith, who wrote me this email:

Dear good friend,

I am sorry for the inconvenience this might bring to you. I am soliciting for your assistance in repatriating a huge sum of fund which we discover during our mission in Iraq. However the details/source of the fund will be disclose to you as soon as I receive your response. I am anticipating your favorable and urgent response.

Thanks.
Rob Smith.

I just naturally trust anyone with that last name, so I’ve already sent him my Social Security and bank routing information - don’t worry; when I get rich, I’ll share with you all.