Mick Jagger
Sunday, October 16th, 2005
By Jan Allen
People like to complain about the Rolling Stones, how old they are to be rock stars, how often they tour, and how much money they make, but I love them. I have been a devoted fan since I was a teenager in the sixties.
In 1994, the Stones came to Atlanta. They were on their Voodoo Lounge tour; I was working as a registered nurse for a local urologist.
A day before the band’s first concert, I arrived at work a day to find an extremely excited receptionist. It seemed that Mick Jagger was experiencing some difficulties, and had been in before office hours for a special consultation with the doc.
After interrogating the amused physician about all the particulars– Mick’s appearance, his demeanor, his condition, whether he would have to come back in for another consultation–I got back to my duties. Among them: making sure that lab samples and their results got processed.
There in the lab, neatly labeled M. Jagger, were three containers of urine. We really only needed one, the others were backup. This was not an opportunity I could resist. I secreted the sample with my personal belongings and waited all day to be busted with a cry of: “Mick Jagger’s urine is missing! Do you have any idea where it could be?”
Sure do. In my freezer for nearly a decade.
hi mick jagger i don’t complain about the Rolling Stones i like you as a lead singer you were pretty cool at the concert you really were.
aguante las piedras loco jagger mi dios i brian jones mi angel en el cielo agante los stones
Gee, I wonder if that was a urinary tract infection? I wonder how he could have ever contracted that?
This is not a comment but a desperate request on behalf of one of my of patients who absolutely adores Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones. My staff recently tried to obtain tickets for her to attend Mick’s latest concert but was told that all tickets were sold out. She was so disappointed. My patient has mental health issues but is very calm and stable and totally ‘with it’. She wants so much to see Mick Jagger, but we are not sure of the possible avenues to explore to get a ticket or for her to say at least one sentence to Mick. This would be a dream come true for and this would do so much for her. Please assist if you can. Feel free to email me on garyanddonnamc@yahoo.co.uk and I will pass on your information to my patient. Many Thanks
Gary
Gee, its too bad it wasn’t a sperm sample he left behind. She could have impregnated herself with it, sued him for child support, and been pretty well financially set for life!