Coffee cup is the office slut.


She came to our office free via mail (a promotional gift from a company). She's white and wears a vibrant logo displaying her initials PFL on her front side. Peach Faylene Loveless was taller than the average coffee mug. She rented a space on my desk between the computer and telephone. I didn't have any work for her, and she didn't leave home for about a week.
One Monday morning, I caught her at the front desk boasting about her weekend affair with the boss. The following week Peach was sitting on a co-worker's desk. Since meeting Terry, she had flaunted her stuff for him daily. One day as I passed by, I noticed Peach hadn't showered in days!
The past week, Peach was briefly back in the boss' arms but not before her liaison with the mechanic. Who knew she'd be so promiscuous! She still hadn't showered...

by lcvaldes in Six Words about Work - Lessons on Nov 03, 2013 | add favorite | T-shirt

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