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As visions of their pipes are no longer allowed in schools. Looking back, I never wanted to emulate the short, weird little dude in the green suit. He always seemed more Rumpelstiltskin than I ever found attractive. I understand the danger in things becoming too commonplace and accepted, but the little guy has smoked for hundreds of years, it may be too late to quit. by Believe in Six-Word Memoirs on Mar 18, 2013 | 
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Staraj says,
Silly censorship. Education boards might as well remove any mention of deadly wars, famines, and other unpleasant occurrences from history books. "Those who cannot remember the past . . ."accidentaltourist says,
I hear they made Santa kick the habit too. Gosh, even Ward Cleaver enjoyed a good pipe now and again.