Superglue their butts to those chairs
Backstory
This was inspired by MO_Thoughts2 memoir about unruly children running around in a restaurant. I will not tolerate rude behavior from a child, and I often use the phrase to the child who can't sit their rear end down on the chair to 'superglue your butt to the chair'. If I have to resort to that phrase, the kids know they are in trouble by jl333 in Six-Word Memoirs on Mar 08, 2013 | 
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Comments
marymc says,
wow. I was gonna guess congress.BecomingLogyn says,
My aunt says this just about on a daily basis! She has 5 boys, and 1 girl ranging from 2 to 16.When I was little (about 5 or 6) she'd say it to me and I'd ask her where the superglue was :-P
notjustagirlintheworld says,
I knew some one who literally belted their children into their chairs well beyond their toddler years...lost track of them so I can't tell you how it turned out.notjustagirlintheworld says,
@Mary I would be happy to start a petition for the group of toddlers you referenced to super glued (or better yet docked for the time they are away like the rest of us!)NumbrOneAunt says,
notjust, hand me a pen!