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tcrog1020 says,

Were they blue suede shoes?

ctgoods2 says,

Not suede but favorites :(

tcrog1020 says,

A sad fact of pet ownership is that they often ruin things we treasure.
Soak one of the shoes in something ungodly smelly and offensive, tie it around the dog's neck, let it wear this necklace for a while... it will avoid shoes at all costs...it works when a dog kills a chicken on the farm.

notjustagirlintheworld says,

I do not have a dog, therefore I have (too) many shoes.