Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

DynamicDbytheC says,

"And then... and then... and then..." Response, "Never mind, you lost me at then."

ShellDeFelice says,

Ayiii...this could have described my last date! I'm considering a six word test or password. If you can't condense all of the nonsense then nevermind!

lovelylizard says,

I am such a private person, so when I meet one of these blabbers, who tell every horrible thing that ever happened to them during the first 5 minutes of being introduced, I'm stunned and know that I need to get away quick.

marymc says,

I met the neighbor at the house I'm renovating. As soon as I opened the door the words just poured out. She was quite bummed I'm not moving in. I'm not.

lovelylizard says,

Even if you were planning to move in, after that encounter you may have changed your mind.

marymc says,

Makes me wonder if her husband is deaf or something. I know the story of where she got her dog and how they named her Slaney. I know how her ex-husband died, why her adult son still lives at home and what the county clerk said to her when she and her current husband applied for a marriage license.... and oh, so much more.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Next time you encounter her, tell her you charge an hourly rate.

marymc says,

HA! Snort....