Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

Staraj says,

Still with stains from the grassy knoll on his clothes, he fled to the New Mexico desert to witness the moon landing simulation. Afterward, he retired to a life of obscurity flipping burgers in Kalamazoo. I hear the kitchen help thinks he's the best Elvis impersonator they've ever seen. But then, he was an impersonator for several years before his faked death.

catsmeow says,

You loons! Are you on flu meds too, Staraj?

Loon says,

i love you two

catsmeow says,

Definitely on meds.