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Spanx: Likely candidate. Think I'll pass.



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What the heck, I thought. They're all the rage. Even the skinny little starlets are squeezing themselves into them.

Not this curvy girl. The world is going to have to get used to it.

by accidentaltourist in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 30, 2013 | add favorite | T-shirt

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accidentaltourist says,

I can get behind that movement....with the movement in my behind. ;)

marymc says,

A friend of mine wears them. She said you really have to give yourself plenty of time to get them off when you go to the bathroom. That sounds horrible.

accidentaltourist says,

I do not have that kind of time when I intend to get out of my clothes....for bathroom visits or other activities.

Dragonflower says,

You really have to be superskinny already to get into them. Tried then when I was going to be mother of the bride. Ohmygosh, I felt worse in them then I did without. Nothing looked right and I mean nothing.

jl333 says,

To Spanx or not to Spanx?

canadafreeze says,

Amen. Amen. Amen - to the memoir and the comments. I can barely tolerate bras, some days:-)

TheUnknownComic says,

So this is - "Yes to Dress, No Thanks Spanx?"

Staraj says,

How do you feel about spanks?

accidentaltourist says,

TUC---yes! That's a fantastic six...wish I'd thought of that one. ;)

Staraj---*shiver* ;)

notjustagirlintheworld says,

TUC, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I can't even stand control top pantyhose. I am destined to more Marilyn than Kate.

Staraj says,

accidentaltourist — *tremble*

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