Panty sale. Checkout fail. Another bail.
Backstory
THIS should be the story of my life. Everytime I get sucked into the "buy five, get one free" or "six for $15" or some other configuration of baragin, I get snookered. I spend an hour trying to find the right number of items, in the right size, that I like. But when I get to the register, I always end up with one item that doesn't qualify. "Oh, sorry, that's not included in this promotion." So I abort the mission and go home pantyless.Well...you know what I mean. ;)
by accidentaltourist in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 29, 2013 | 
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lillybrook says,
I wish I knew what you mean... I vaguely remember (sort of) what you mean. Mine come in 6 pack cotton at Target.canadafreeze says,
I know exactly what you mean - damnit ...jl333 says,
Your memoir is even more funny after reading the backstory! :)catsmeow says,
I buy them only to get home and find out they were meant for a 20 year old, not me. I mean, they fit but ...they didn't look that skimpy in the sale bin.Staraj says,
I never buy panties. I only raid them. Remove them. However, in a pantyless society, my urge to raid these hindrances to freedom would be squelched.Please. Write your congressperson and include this battle cry: "Down with panties!" Let's make my raids unnecessary. Please.
For today it's panties, tomorrow bras. But let us not rush. Nay, one slow step at a time, my fellow freedom-loving Americans. Or to use a baseball analogy: First base . . . second base . . . Oh, how sweet is America's pastime.
accidentaltourist says,
Game on, Staraj. ;)TheUnknownComic says,
Staraj beat me to the punch, saving money in this case is simple: don't wear panties. Saves money, time, and laundry and no pantie lines (checkout or otherwise).accidentaltourist says,
A good suggestion, TUC...but I do like my lacy dainties. ;)ba_miracle says,
They are 3 for 33$ at V.S. right now ;-)