My "F" word makes me shudder.
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F-A-R-T! I hate that word!!! I can handle a slew of profanities, lewd or inappropriate remarks, but that word just makes my skin crawl.An aside... If an "F" word is going to be the "f" bomb, fart should be it, don't you think?
by dakat123 in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 28, 2013 | 
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DynamicDbytheC says,
Flatus, Better?Dean6805 says,
Impish dad that I am, I recently told Sweet Pea that her mother originally wanted to name her "Fartasia," but I insisted that we go with the name we finally decided on for her. It made me absurdly giddy to hear her repeat "Fartasia" within her mother's earshot.DynamicDbytheC says,
Flatulence is that better?notjustagirlintheworld says,
I live with three boys (one of whom I am married to) if they are not talking about *it* they are doing it, loudly and with abandon.canadafreeze says,
Fluff - I grew with two brothers and a sister. It remains fluff ... go figure.MO_Thoughts2 says,
It's "darn duck" or "stepped on a frog".catsmeow says,
Some things are called unmentionable for a reason.TheUnknownComic says,
Farting is sometimes the most fun I have in a day outside of the other "f" activity these days. Grab some beans, eggs, and beer and let 'em rip.dakat123 says,
Unfortunately, one of my favorite stories about my kids involves my "f" word. My kids discovered the miracle of "Darth Vader voice in the box fan" later in life, maybe around the age of 11. One summer my mother had a box fan in the living room and the kids were enjoying yelling into it -- one kid on each side. I step to the back of the house to share this development with my mother. I'm gone from the living room for maybe 15 seconds. I come back and they are just giggling. I eyed them suspiciously but said not a word. I watch. Suddenly one of my angels backs their butt up to the fan and passes gas. The kid on the other side takes a big whiff and reacts appropriately to the raunch. One of the funniest moments I've witnessed. Ever.DynamicDbytheC says,
Best chuckle that I have had in a while dakat123. As George Carlan brilliantly said, "farts are fun, farts are shit without the mess."dakat123 says,
Indeed, DbytheC, indeed. :-DAnd Dean, HI-larious! I can imagine that cutie pie saying "Fartasia" now!!! Priceless!