"You look like a hobo." What??
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Walked into dance class wrapped in two mismatched scarves and a thick coat over a hooded sweatshirt, wearing bright pink gloves and my purple Believe hat pulled down to my eyebrows.Not everyone can pull off that look, you know. ;)
by accidentaltourist in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 24, 2013 | 
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Comments
Staraj says,
Pull off that look, and then I'll know. :->NumbrOneAunt says,
did you reply, "oh, yeah. well, do YOU have a Believe hat? methinks not!" :)accidentaltourist says,
I Believe I did reference my hat as something greater than the sum of anyone else's parts.@Staraj....as the weather breaks...one layer at a time....right down to the fishnets.
ShellDeFelice says,
Yikes, I need a fan. Some rooms you step into around here are slightly warmer than others!Staraj says,
[pant, pant] Slow down, AT! You've got me chasing you all over this website. Now then, about those layers . . . anything I can do to warm you up . . . right down to the fishnets?jl333 says,
What, and no red feathered boa? What the hell AT?By the way, we want pics, or it didn't happen!
canadafreeze says,
I love a good bodice ripper ... :-)Dragonflower says,
I thought bodices have buttonhooks. No, that was Miss Kitty's outfit.....man am I confused. First, I thought Miss Kitty was a teacher, THEN I thought we were talking about hobos......What a colorful site this is!
Staraj says,
Miss Kitty may have "taught" Matt a thing or two. But God bless 'em, they took their Gunsmoke secrets to TV Land Heaven. As for hobos . . . just me.accidentaltourist says,
I myself am partial to bodice rippers myself...taking applications.accidentaltourist says,
All of my selves, apparently. ;)Staraj says,
Freudian slips slipping selves? As for ripping a bodice . . . I never have; however, I'm willing to give it the old college try. A lot.Dragonflower says,
So.....this memoir isn't about hobos??? Or mismatched clothing??? Maybe we need a new topic tab, so I don't get so confused..... :)accidentaltourist says,
Perhaps a simple unlacing will do, Staraj. ;)