Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

ctgoods2 says,

I've cut a hole in the bottom of mine.

canadafreeze says,

Brilliant.

Dean6805 says,

Where are we going?

ShellDeFelice says,

To Hell ?

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Yup, hell has it.

ShellDeFelice says,

Very clever!!!

L2L3 says,

Save room for me please. Looking forward to good company.

Staraj says,

Dammit! Another MOTD in waiting.

ShellDeFelice says,

Laughing out loud at Staraj's comment...the competition is fierce in this room :0)

RaisedByWolves says,

As succinct as a sixwordmemoire could possibly be.

Bevvie says,

I believe this hand basket is full. I'll just wait for the next one.

jl333 says,

No waiting for me...I'm squeezing in

ba_miracle says,

Finally! A good reason to leave behind my baggage...no room for it in the hand basket I suppose.

Dean6805 says,

Those baggage fees are torture anyway, BA.

marymc says,

Brilliance.

Believe says,

Move over. And that BETTER be an elbow I'm feeling.

jl333 says,

Somebody is stepping on my toes

notjustagirlintheworld says,

yes, no baggage allowed but there is a fee for leaving it behind...

ba_miracle says,

A fee !?! No comprende/intendio -no habla english -no I $ denaro. (nor proper Spanish spelling)


Can't I just put it around my neck and hang over the back side thus letting it fly and follow us as the albatross that it is?


....I don't think that's an elbow ;-)

notjustagirlintheworld says,

ba no that counts as luggage and who ever has their knee in my back better move it now, or else I can't be responsible for my next comment.

ctgoods2 says,

best roadtrip I ever took :)

jl333 says,

Where's the flippen snack and drink cart? I'm getting a little hungry over here. Geesh!

Bevvie says,

Sorry, J133. The drinks and popcorn were in the second hand basket with me.

Believe says,

That is definitely not an elbow.

favepeep says,

Yes, we are...

notjustagirlintheworld says,

No snacks on the road to hell, only good intentions.

Level1 says,

This made me think of that line in Jaws: We're going to need a bigger boat! :-)

ShellDeFelice says,

This has been an amazing amount of fun to watch from the sidelines. Having sustained some singeing on a recent field trip through hell I had to pass on joining ya'll in the basket. Also, it was mighty crowded and Believe...if I remember correctly (it's been a long time) what was poking you was not an elbow!

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Level, exactly!

Bevvie says,

We're gonna need a bigger hell.

ShellDeFelice says,

When you get there, stick together and run like...well you know. If you hurry, I've heard you can pass through unnoticed.

lillybrook says,

This memoir (and the comments) are hilarious! I agree with Bevvie - gonna need a bigger hell. But if you are all there, what fun would heaven be anyhow?

canadafreeze says,

Elbows (or whatever) in and scooch over ...

RaisedByWolves says,

Sounds like a flight on a PanAm China Clipper.

notjustagirlintheworld says,

"You can check out any time you like but you can never leave"

Loon says,

hotel california ... i know it well

jl333 says,

Marshmallows should be served so we can roast them in the fire.

Bevvie says,

I'll bring chocolate and graham crackers for s'mores.

accidentaltourist says,

I've got buns...who has the weiners? ;)

Staraj says,

Reporting for duty, AT.

catsmeow says,

AT, apparently Believe has at least one of them in close proximity.

accidentaltourist says,

I do so love a volunteer.

lovelylizard says,

I'm sorry, I'll be unable to join you, as I plan to spend my eternal vacation in a place a little less warm and not so densely populated. I'll miss you guys, though..

three-monkeys says,

My brother-in-law has a space reserved in first class. (Awesome memoir).

ShellDeFelice says,

Oh three-monkeyss, that was classic!!! I'm sure he belongs where this basket is headed also pretty sure because all the crazies on board love you...they're not gonna let that philandering milkman on board.

ShellDeFelice says,

I have a fabulous idea! Use something to lure the cheating milkman into the basket, At, show him a little of those sexy gams or something and then everyone jump out and shove him toward Hades. Come on over and write a message on a candy heart...the gates of hell were never going to open for you goofballs anyway...way to much joy!

L2L3 says,

This seems to have gone over the edge. Time to say good night Gracie? Yup. Gotcha.

Amie_Ryan says,

Wonderful! This gave me a much needed laugh on a stressful day.