Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

Steve__Anthony says,

Did someone say "porn"? :o)

Bevvie says,

Not me!

notjustagirlintheworld says,

we are ALL way too old for mean girls.

Bevvie says,

She's not really mean. Just messing with me.

Knoxena says,

Mess bad!!!!

MO_Thoughts2 says,

Whatever it takes to pay the rent :-P

Bevvie says,

LOL This all started with a fellow beloved Sixer who would not let me add "porn" to my list of things that I am not. I Believe you know her. From there I was "accused" of being into porn. Then I was actually in a porn movie produced by this person who I Believe you know.

P.S. you all know I'm kidding, right? But I Believe she did announce I'm into porn. (I'm not. You know that, right? Right?)

NumbrOneAunt says,

bevvie, it was a relief to read your latest comment, because at first i was perturbed to think that someone truly mean might be harassing you, but i Believe i can relax now. and i hereby state for the record that i know you aren't really into porn. (my right hand is raised.)

Bevvie says,

Thanks Auntie for your vote of confidence.

accidentaltourist says,

You might not be into it....does that mean you aren't in it?

RaisedByWolves says,

Anythings possible, I guess...

RaisedByWolves says,

Would that make you a bad person?

Believe says,

Bevvie, our number one aunt may have her right hand raised, but she's crossing her fingers on her left.

Your secret is safe with us, Bevvie.

Believe says,

Bow-chica-wow-wow

Bevvie says,

I'm getting a lawyer!

Bevvie says,

What you gotta say now, Mean Girl, since I lawyered up?

Believe says,

I keep a lawyer on retainer. Yeah, retainer, that's it. And I do him favors. Yeah, favors, that's it. He's very motivated. Yeah motivated, that's it.

Believe says,

Plus, it's only libel if its not true.

L2L3 says,

Wonder who Bevvie motivates. Have we checked YouTube?

Dragonflower says,

Can't wait for the Christmas poem thingy this year! It will have naughty AND nice.

KharisJo says,

according to B, the soundtrack is "you can leave your hat on".....

L2L3 says,

I think it's a Joe Cocker song.

canadafreeze says,

I Believe somebody's been watching Turner Classics:-)

ShellDeFelice says,

Best song ever.

lillybrook says,

This cracks me up.

L2L3 says,

Only at her own front door.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Pretty soon we will need an X-rated category at Smithmag.