Ran faster than my inflatable-girlfriend's husband
by BanjoDan in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 22, 2013 | 
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““Never realized how pretty you are.””
It’s a sad, all too familiar story: harsh, distant, alcoholic father, sensitive, shy daughter always seeking his love and approval. Although there were flashes of kindness, most of my dad’s feelings had been buried long before. Even as...
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canadafreeze says,
Did you pull his plug?Dean6805 says,
Isn't he a little light in his loafers?Staraj says,
You know, I'm beginning to feel pity for your inflatable girlfriend. Such travails. What about having her bronzed and mounted? (Your move, BJD. I left it wide open for you.)BanjoDan says,
Thanks for showing your deep conern friends over ny romantic life!Dragonflower says,
Oh whew, I thought she, you know, kicked the bucket....sitting on you spearing knife or something. Or maybe she did and her husband was going through her stuff and found out about you..... glad you got away.RaisedByWolves says,
Is this getting blown out of proportions?RaisedByWolves says,
Inflatable people under lots of pressure.