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Kinky gourmet sex: bacon tie-up strips.

by Loon in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 14, 2013 | add favorite | T-shirt

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Wench says,

Yummy.

Dean6805 says,

Oh, the possibilities.

accidentaltourist says,

oohh...

Staraj says,

This of course means: Eat all the bacon, and then leave a frustrated — and baconless — person with only an instruction manual on sex. Such a shame, because a greased body is well prepared for . . . for, uh, reading an instruction manual on sex . . . that has laminated pages. :-)

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