Sex toys? More like squeak toys.
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Things I find hidden in my bed on a regular basis. Little Man's rubber bunny. Little Man's rubber giraffe. Little Man's silicone monkey oven mitts. Little Man's BunBun.Oh baby, oh baby.
by Wench in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 09, 2013 | 
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Dean6805 says,
"Silicone monkey oven mitts?" Awesome.canadafreeze says,
Too funny ...Staraj says,
"Little Man's BunBun" – sex talk?accidentaltourist says,
Sure they're baby toys...sure.Wench says,
Haha yeah, no, Little Man's BunBun is a soft blue blanket with a bunny head sewn to the top. http://www.tropicalbabyboutique.com/catalog.php?item=116TheUnknownComic says,
Baby toys in the bed, brothers in the bathroom during shower time, it is as if you live with the Sex Police. I'm waiting for your next memoir to be about what you do to pass the time in traffic jams!Wench says,
Apparently the cure is two Stella Artois at girl's karaoke night. The appropriate blend of humor, confidence and alcohol, to finally decide that if my mom's going to sleep on the couch above our head, she's just going to have to hear us.