One lap. So many lap dancers
Backstory
Yes. I must sadly admit your assumption is correct. I am, of course, referring to being able to run just one lap around a group of lap dancers. One . . . lousy . . . lap . . . Dammit! I gotta improve my stamina. by Staraj in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 02, 2013 | 
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accidentaltourist says,
So your news resolution is more laps or less dancers?Staraj says,
[head slap] Great Jumping Jehoshaphat!!! What was I thinking?! Thanks, AT. You've helped me realize that I simply need to remove my clothes, and with the resulting decrease in weight and wind resistance, my lapping will dramatically improve. It will still be a grind, but I believe I'll be up to the task.accidentaltourist says,
A little baby oil should help you slip right around there. ;)Staraj says,
Oh baby, that's a great idea.