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by illuminatrix in Six-Word Memoirs on Dec 11, 2012 | | T-shirt
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illuminatrix says,
Haha. It's: Jesus H. Titty-fucking Christ and his half-sister!illuminatrix says,
Not really, but an interesting query. I would have to make new ones. But they'd feel like clumsy insults without context. You?The Simpsons did a good one with, "Please do not offer my god a peanut!"
accidentaltourist says,
Jumpin' Jesus in a bathtub.Used to say that a lot when my kids were small. To the point that if I just said "jumpin' Jesus!" one of them would ask "in a bathtub?"