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Seriously. I have one. Just ask.

by illuminatrix in Six-Word Memoirs on Dec 11, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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illuminatrix says,

Haha. It's: Jesus H. Titty-fucking Christ and his half-sister!

illuminatrix says,

Not really, but an interesting query. I would have to make new ones. But they'd feel like clumsy insults without context. You?

The Simpsons did a good one with, "Please do not offer my god a peanut!"

accidentaltourist says,

Jumpin' Jesus in a bathtub.

Used to say that a lot when my kids were small. To the point that if I just said "jumpin' Jesus!" one of them would ask "in a bathtub?"

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