Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

RaisedByWolves says,

That's not to hard to swallow.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Oh darling, it is always the season to be shallow where I live (Southern CA).

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Dreading the 'my child is a genius and I'm a millionaire (but still modest)letters...

canadafreeze says,

Me, too ... Never been a subscriber to the Christmas boast ...

Believe says,

I hate those letter. Oh, and by the way, my kids are both geniuses and I am a multi millionaire.

jl333 says,

This brings one particular lady to mind...she writes a fricken novel...seriously calls it the ______ Times and goes on and on about every kid (4 of them), each pet, husband, and herself every flippen Christmas! It takes about 45 minutes to read the entire thing! And it's all bragging about her kids participation on beauty pagents, sports, etc. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we already know your kids probably were on the honor roll and won first place in all the events.

DynamicDbytheC says,

I should write a REAL holiday letter this year. I have a lot of real stuff and most of you know about it.