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Snowangel seeking snowman skilled with icicle.

by accidentaltourist in Six-Word Memoirs on Nov 07, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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Believe says,

You are so naughty.

Loon says,

simply love soft-core porn

Staraj says,

Soft? I resent that insinuation.

Level1 says,

Love this ;-)

lovelylizard says,

Good luck with that.

Bevvie says,

blasphemous! Tee hee!

notjustagirlintheworld says,

bad girl is good

canadafreeze says,

*snort* *guffaw* *giggle*

accidentaltourist says,

And you know it's not the size of the icicle, it's knowing how to use it.

Bevvie says,

get an igloo!!!!!

accidentaltourist says,

And melt it from the inside? ;)

Staraj says,

In my youth, I was told a tongue should never lick an icicle. Can this be true?

accidentaltourist says,

In my experience, no harm has ever come of it.

Staraj says,

Brrrrrr . . . baby, it's cold outside.

accidentaltourist says,

ha! That moment of irony when you realize a melted icicle is of no use. ;)

Staraj says,

[insert mad scientist laughter here] Mais oui, ma cherie! In such circumstances, other "options" must be pursued. Oooh la la!

accidentaltourist says,

En francais? Mais oui! Zee French, zey are all mad, non? You are, perhaps, multi-lingual? ;)

BanjoDan says,

If Frosty has a heart attack i know who is to blame!

b.dale says,

hah, hah, hah. "Yes, I am happy to see you and that is an icicle in my pocket." ;^)

Staraj says,

I leave the house for a couple of hours, and what happens? I get accused of being multi-lingual. No merci! I only use the one tongue I have.

Dhani says,

(Devil seeking fireman skilled with poker.)

lillybrook says,

Doesn't sound too snow-angelic to me (wink, wink)

accidentaltourist says,

As long as you use it well, Staraj. ;)

Staraj says,

FLUENTLY . . . based on the, uh, feedback. Make that, the ahhhh feedback :->

accidentaltourist says,

Always trust ahhhhhh feedback.

Staraj says,

BTW -- You now have the most commented six, AT. Amazing how much interest imaginary snow and ice have generated. Of course, the imaginary "fire" is the primary reason. But somehow, I'm feeling REAL heat from this imaginary fire. Anybody know where I can find a snow angel to "cool me off"?

AQScott says,

Staraj, time for you and AT to make consomme in your winter wonderland...I'm sure you have the recipe ;)

accidentaltourist says,

I detect the sizzle of fire meeting ice. Yowza.

Staraj says,

Con-som-mé . . . hmmmmm . . . there's another word that sounds very similar . . . I'm sure . . . oh, how frustrating . . . because it's right on the tip of my tongue . . .

accidentaltourist says,

You wish....heh....I wish. ;)

Staraj says,

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true

*twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle*

accidentaltourist says,

I have always depended on the kindness of...fate. :)

ba_miracle says,

The only thing that could make me embrace a long cold winter.

MsKillie says,

Love this!

Staraj says,

dear virtual diary . . . ate last biscuit two, no, three days ago . . . a few teaspoons of water left in canteen . . . literary strength waning. . . comment delirium setting in . . . how did I get here? . . . the word "icicle" pounding in my brain . . . and spinning psychedelic images of a – snow angel??? . . . have I gone mad? . . . was there a theme? . . . what was it? . . . so long ago . . . if anyone . . . on a public library . . . computer . . . surfs . . . to this entry . . . while looking for porn . . . stop . . . please tell my mother . . . her son . . . tried his best . . . for one last . . . witty rejoinder . . . but the thread . . . is . . . slipp-ing . . . a-way . . . from . . . me . . . *gasp* . . . six worrrrrrrrdssss . . .

accidentaltourist says,

Awww...sadly, he melted dead away. Tragic.

dani1949 says,

An icicle made with sweet brown sugar?

Staraj says,

The eulogy - "Ashes to ashes, slush to slush . . ."

canadafreeze says,

What a fun ride:-)

Nerial says,

Omg.... XD read these comments and died laughing. At least I died happy.

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