Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

TheUnknownComic says,

Some days I prefer my first wife too.

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Those of us who stay married have many marriages, this too shall pass.

ctgoods2 says,

exactly what njagitw said...

canadafreeze says,

I hear you:-) NJAGITW said it all ...

TheUnknownComic says,

That's not to say I'm not glad I'm divorced.

SolitaryMan says,

Oh sure, a big round of applause for the woman who is single-handedly putting 3rd world children out of work. Now Sally Struthers will have to do more commercials!

Seriously, how many of these hats are there?

I'm sure she's very nice just don't drink any kool-aid she sends though.

And don't even get me started about giving out your actual address over the internet; she is sending these hats to P.O. Boxes that are at least 50 miles from your actual home right????

Fine, fine but don't expect any sympathy from me when your last six is:
"Places the lotion in the basket".