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Hiding my weapons of mass seduction.

by accidentaltourist in Six-Word Memoirs on Oct 20, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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Bevvie says,

don't hide 'em! use 'em!

notjustagirlintheworld says,

clever and perhaps wise :D

DynamicDbytheC says,

But I bet you keep them very handy when needed. And I am certain one of your weapons is a pair of fishnets! Let the enemy get tangled up in those!

accidentaltourist says,

Hiding, not disarming, D. ;)

BanjoDan says,

congrats amiga on the feature!

marymc says,

Every girl needs a stash.

canadafreeze says,

...in the closet with the rest of the exhibit? Nice one.

ba_miracle says,

Concealed weapons are the most dangerous;-)

Redx3 says,

You have a permit for those?

Staraj says,

I'm very close to jumping through my computer screen. I plead for mercy. Unleash your weapons now, that I might die a blissful death.

AQScott says,

HA! Was just going to ask where Staraj went...think he fainted dead away...but, alas, he came to...

SolitaryMan says,

I bet they aren't hidden very well as you probably secretly want them discovered!

accidentaltourist says,

Probably not a secret, SM....see reference to "closet exhibitionist."

SolitaryMan says,

Accidental - Actually that's what I hate most about winter; all women tend to hide their weapons of mass seduction.

Dhani says,

'WMS' -I love it! (What I detest is 'WMG', 'Weapons of Mass Genocide' -nuclear missiles, sir!)

MadicalSays says,

Spare me some of your talents pretty please! ;)

b.dale says,

Bummer. Hoping to stare at computer screen for a bit... ;)

b.dale says,

Bummer. Hoping to stare at computer screen for a bit... ;)

sumnerrobinson says,

Take off your clothes.

BrooklynBridge says,

funny

Maholtz says,

Love what this actually means and if you read it quick you dont realize it says seduction, awesome!

Loon says,

SmithMag lusts for a cold shower...

EthanTremblay says,

your in beast mode

CMANlullaby says,

I tried to hide them but then they hijacked my brain and killed everything in sight

paige_turner13 says,

quite hilarious

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