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I create; therefore, I'm a creationist?



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by Bevvie in Six-Word Memoirs on Oct 08, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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accidentaltourist says,

I exercise...am I an exorcist?

Bevvie says,

I iron;therefore, I'm an ironist?

Bevvie says,

I play cards; therefore, I'm a cardiologist?

canadafreeze says,

I harp, therefore, I'm a harpist?

Bevvie says,

I go to the zoo; therefore, I'm a zoologist?

Believe says,

I pee, therefore I'm a pianist.

Bevvie says,

LOL

Bevvie says,

I take drugs; therefore, I'm a druggist?

Bevvie says,

My son farms; therefore, he's a pharmacist?

Believe says,

I break laws, I'm a lawyer.

JAD says,

I do hair, I'm a harem.

Believe says,

I have sex, therefore I'm sexist.

NumbrOneAunt says,

i live according to my best lights, therefore i'm an accordionist.

Dhani says,

Technically, only the Creator of the Universe, or 'God', creates -man only 'MAKES'.

Believe says,

Received a box. I'm a boxer.

Bevvie says,

Reset the alarm. I'm an alarmist?

JAD says,

I tell jokes, I'm a joker.

Bevvie says,

Was in hospital. I'm a hospitalist?

canadafreeze says,

It's fun thinking, therefore, I'm a fundamentalist.

Redx3 says,

Watch anime with my daughter, makes me an animist?

JAD says,

In a gang, I'm a gangster.

Bevvie says,

I grade finals; therefore, I'm a finalist?

Bevvie says,

I drive an auto; therefore, I'm an autocrat?

Redx3 says,

Lol, love the autocrat gag Bevvie, or automoton.

Bevvie says,

LOL

Amapola says,

I cook, does it make me a cookie?

Amapola says,

I six. Therefore I'm the sixiest?

canadafreeze says,

I believe, therefore, I'm a believer ...

DynamicDbytheC says,

I pee, therefore, I'm a pianist.

Bevvie says,

D, you and Believe have a lot of 'plaining to do. (see above)

Dean6805 says,

I love breasts, therefore, I am titular.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Oh no, I didn't see Believe's comment above. Ugh. Never memoir with a full bladder.

Bevvie says,

I transform; therefore, I'm a Transformer (Optimus Prime)?

canadafreeze says,

I revise, therefore, I'm a revisionist?

Bevvie says,

I'm very theatrical; I'm a theater?

canadafreeze says,

I listen to the radio ....... Radiologist?

JAD says,

I play ball, I'm a baller.

JAD says,

I can act, I'm an activist.

Believe says,

I knit, therefore I'm a knit-wit.

HopeInPain says,

I'm sad, therefore I'm a sadist?

Believe says,

I look divine. Am I a divinity?

Amapola says,

I mount, therefore I'm a mountain?

Amapola says,

I'm the best. I'm a bestialist.

Staraj says,

Creators create stuff. Creationists make up stuff.

Redx3 says,

Dog lover, therefore dogmatic?

Redx3 says,

I choose a path, therefore a-pathetic? (I know,I stretched...)

Bevvie says,

you could be pathological! ;-)

Staraj says,

Okay, I'll follow the trend. (No I won't.) "I deviate. Therefore, I'm a deviate."

canadafreeze says,

I feel sad; I'm a sadist.

Bevvie says,

CF, you and HopeinPain. see above! ;-)

Bevvie says,

my skin is chapped. I'm a chaplain?

Believe says,

I drink Fanta. I am fantastic.

canadafreeze says,

- how bout I'm not happy, therefore, I'm hapless?

Dean6805 says,

Love it, CF.

I behave boorishly. I'm an ungent?

accidentaltourist says,

Went to an exhibit...I'm an exhibitionist?

NewlyNew says,

I can't finish things, therefore

NewlyNew says,

I love flautas, therefore I am a flautist.

KharisJo says,

Am vivacious, so am a vivisectionist?

KharisJo says,

Does watching Psycho make me a psychologist?

Contemplative says,

Am gem, so am I gemini?

LadyMac says,

I'm an author, therefore I'm authoritarian?

LadyMac says,

I made an impression; therefore I'm an impressionist?

LadyMac says,

I live in a capital city, am I a capitalist?

LadyMac says,

I determine; therefore I'm a determinist?

canadafreeze says,

I crochet, therefore, I'm crotchety?

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