Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

MightyNovelist says,

I hear you. I'm trying to reverse it before it's too late...

Amapola says,

Hey, maybe you're on the right track:-) just read this below ;-)

Life should be backwards

By Joaquin “Quino” Lavado (creator of "Mafalda").


It should start dying, so that trauma would be overcome.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, improving day by day.

So the kick you out because you are all right.

The first thing you do is to collect your pension.

After, on your first day of work, you get a gold watch.

You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement from working life.

Then you go from party to party, drink, have sex, you have no serious problems and prepare yourself to start to studying..

So you begin the school, play with your friends without any obligations until you are a baby.

And you´d spend the last nine months of your life floating quietly, with central heating, room service, etc.

And finally you leave this world in a spectacular orgasm.

Amapola says,

(translation is not perfect - pasted as found).

kismolnarzs says,

Life's order eits, i failed.

CrystalStar says,

Amapola, thank you. What a wonderful little thought experiment.