I can almost see my dick!
Ok, this is in relation to me telling the world on Facebook that I was going to start doing exercise and stuff. Over the last few years I've put on a fair bit of weight, particularly around my belly. I've never really gone to the gym, and I LOVE food. It was inevitable I guess.
Anyways, everyone called bullshit and were having a good laugh at my expense and then I responded with:
"When I can see my dick again I'm gonna tell you all to suck it!"
Well, after 2 months of me doing exercise I am starting to see good results!
This is just a shot across the bow of all the haters hehehe.