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Kicking myself for leaving butter out

by madam in Six-Word Memoirs on Jul 02, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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madam says,

Tonight I got home to a very sheepish hound. He had covered his bed in vomit. At first I was saying, 'Poor baby, are you okay... awww my darling boy ... WHAT!?!? WHAT IS THIS!? Butter! You ate a whole tub of real butter! Are you kidding me? Damn it dog! Get outside!' - And slowly but surely I am running out of kitchen roll as the evening goes on, as he barfs the entire house wet. The only up side? - No barking or bugging me to play and surprise surprise he doesn't want to be walked. .... Aww self inflicted poor boy

canadafreeze says,

Been there ... many years ago with a yellow lab. Not pretty and not fun ... You have my sympathies. At first read, I thought you'd left butter out of a recipe. Horrors!

lovelylizard says,

Silly dogs eat anything. Hope he's better soon for both your sakes.

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