Neighbour unimpressed: I'm his Singing Telegram
BackstoryThe door opens, I burst into song and dance (a cute little ditty about Jimmys birthday) - with gusto I might add. Bearings gifts, he reaches out and takes them. His wife laughing says, 'Well don't just stand there, give her a kiss'. Reluctantly the old man does has he is told, his face screwed up like a bulldog eating a wasp.
Sigh ... well, at least I had fun