Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

Believe says,

Muffy Etheridge

TeaTopper says,

Petunia Clay

oopsalittle says,

Goldie Hope

butterflyxxx says,

Laddie St John

BanjoDan says,

Where do i buy tickets?

Dean6805 says,

Toby Topsail. No autographs, please.

LeeLee485 says,

Teddie River.

bellringer says,

Charlie Brown Dirtroad

Loon says,

Trixie McBubbles

JAD says,

Biscuit Beauty.

maryjane31 says,

BaBa Bombshell.

MrsPremise says,

Willie Oakside

ctgoods2 says,

Tootsie Winchester

LucidDreamer says,

Patches Fitzhugh (Oh Dear Lord....sounds like a clown stripper...which is actually fitting in my case 'cause I look funny...)

ctgoods2 says,

We should make nametags for the bbq

BanjoDan says,

Prince Kalamazoo

canadafreeze says,

Tinker South.

Dean6805 says,

CT, I think Tootsie Winchester is the best one I've heard yet.

Amapola says,

Mine would be 'Tanned and lonely'.

And yes, bring the heat on the dance pole! You go Bevvie!

Bevvie says,

Hi, Amapola! Let the dances begin!

Wench says,

I can't remember if we had the gerbil before we got the dog. Depending, I am either Maggie or Baby Ditman.

Mourningdove says,

Merlin Fairgreen

lillybrook says,

The pet name and street name make me sound like a Chippendale -- Benji Third -- and probably not a very sexy one at that. Try this: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070802145222AAUFAol. It makes my name Roxie Leather Sizzle. Oh my!

Bevvie says,

Thanks K. I tried a recent pet and current street and got BB Mahogany which sounds like a porn star or drag queen.

Your name sounds very S & M.

Bevvie says,

I don't know! Someone told me this or I read it somewhere!

L2L3 says,

Gypsy Page or Lady Page. Twin pets.

Dean6805 says,

Nice, L2. Reminiscent of Bettye Page.

MO_Thoughts2 says,

Ralph Buckner .... ouch, that is sooo not a sexy stripper name.

jl333 says,

Velvet VanDyke

marymc says,

Opus Brookside. This makes no sense...

L2L3 says,

Of course Steelpony had a favorite stripper... doesn't everyone? Jl333, that name would be a huge hit in Amsterdam!

jl333 says,

It almost has a nice ring to it...doesn't it? This was a fun sixer!

Bevvie says,

Steelpony, where have you been?

TawnyPort says,

Zippy Saratoga

mzejay says,

Fluff-fluff Sierra (sounds like a very unfortunate stage name)

Greed says,

Not sure how I feel about this memoir lol

Larry_D._Smith says,

Woody Winterberry.

Eternally says,

Watch out, some man walk in with lust in their hearts. Stop to stop adultery.

Bevvie says,

hi. greed!

Larry, for real?

Steve__Anthony says,

Rodzilla Rex.

Bevvie says,

for real? you and Larry will be the stars if the show with those names!

Bevvie says,

the male revue is taking over (honest). your names are unbelievable.

Dean6805 says,

Alliteration rules when it comes to stripper names.

Passerby says,

Wow haha got Heidi Leather-Hiney.. Always wanted to be the Energizer Bunny, though (my favorite pornstar name..)

Passerby says,

Didn't see backstory, oops. Black Moon/Mama Kitty -Lion's Hill? Eh.

Current works better - Lily N Main

Dean6805 says,

Congrats on the feature, Bevvie!

Bevvie says,

Thanks Toby Topsail!

oopsalittle says,

KUDOS!

Bevvie says,

merci all!

emjayyellow says,

Spitty Frater!

favepeep says,

Shane Schlinger. At least it's alliterative...

Bevvie says,

thanks all.

those last two names fit right in with the rest of us!

PKELLY says,

If you go middle name + street name, which we used to where I'm from, my neighbor friend and I are Lawrence and Leonard Maple., the log-jammin brothers.

PKELLY says,

If you go middle name + street name, which we used to where I'm from, my neighbor friend and I are Lawrence and Leonard Maple., the log-jammin brothers.

Bevvie says,

Oh, environmentalist strippers.

Shari_Berkowitz says,

New Yorkers always lose at these...
Schmendy V.

jebcrg says,

Eden Eastwood

jebcrg says,

Eden Eastwood

Bevvie says,

I think my baby sisters named that dog!

Bevvie says,

that is a serious stripper name!

skyrocketjones says,

By Bevvie's rule: Spunky Chicaboom; by k822's rule: Sugar Lusty Tush. My hubby would be Dallas Dazzle Jugs (Hmmmm....)

Can't stop laughing at this one!

Bevvie says,

all three names are "da bomb."

grenadine says,

My name would be Renee Madison... I like Velvet Vandyke... sounds like a porn star

Bevvie says,

Hey, friend! I agree!