Six-Word Memoirs at SMITH Magazine

"Biggest dick ever!" Not always compliment.

by notyouraveragegrandma in Six-Word Memoirs on Feb 14, 2012 | | T-shirt

Comments

Loon says,

This is one of the best Sixevers, no shit

DynamicDbytheC says,

Ya, but the big dick won't get it and believe it is a compliment.

jl333 says,

T-Shirt in the making---no doubt! Love your creativity!! Super funny.

Mourningdove says,

Love it!

ctgoods2 says,

ditto loon!

DynamicDbytheC says,

We can take up a collection for you to buy space on a billboard that you know is on his commute. Make sure his picture is with it. That will make this a six for the book, teehee.

Level1 says,

Big ones give me stomach aches!

Faexandrova says,

I'd imagine the "biggest dick ever" would hurt.

Loon says,

out of curiousity, what might be this memoir's female counterpart?

Loon says,

clearly, I'm in over my head...as it were

Steve__Anthony says,

Great!!! I always knew that bigger wasn't always ...

mom1st says,

And the biggests dick's always have the smallest pricks! Definitely more than a coincidence.

KharisJo says,

tee hee :)

MrsPremise says,

The biggest dick has teeny-weeny peenie.

(love the memoir, NYAG!)

Contemplative says,

Gave me a huge chuckle. Thanks for that!!!

SolitaryMan says,

To determine whether this is an insult or compliment one needs to know the position you were in at the time it was said. If you were on your knees or back at the time, it was a compliment!

Dhani says,

Except Maybe when push comes to SHOVE...

lillybrook says,

HILARIOUS! And oh-so-true. HA! Size (of ego) DOES matter.

JL1963 says,

WELL SAID!!! My ex will love it.

ba_miracle says,

perhaps they'll write a "Raw but true" six word book...lol'd Thank you

BananaPancakes1 says,

haha. yes. a thousand times yes.

Bevvie says,

hahaha and kudos on the weekly feature!

butterflyspirit21 says,

Rarely do I actually laugh out loud at what I read, but I got a good chuckle out of this. :-) Please keep writing.

Katcan says,

Great six! Very true! If we contribute for a billboard can we put pictures on it? I know afew guys who would be a poster child for this. They would think its a compliment! Lol My town is even smaller, we don't have any billboards!!!

jl333 says,

Where can we send money to contribute for the cost of the billboard?? I'll gladly donate for this one.

oopsalittle says,

so funny nyag - keep 'em coming!

Believe says,

Laughing. Great stuff. Memoir and comments.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX says,

Does the fact that this is posted on "six" word memoirs have any particular significance?

Loon says,

Would be tempted to take the footage in exchange for the pejorative....just for a day or so

marymc says,

Clearly, I picked the wrong week to leave town.

marymc says,

Clearly, I picked the wrong week to leave town.

Dhani says,

'Biggest Dick Memoir' always sticks out...

three-monkeys says,

HA, that's rich! (Get it? Rich? Get it? Short for Dick? Imagine a Beavis and Butthead laugh here). Love the memoir, btw!

Wench says,

On the other hand, Little weenie head: Always an insult.

SolitaryMan says,

So to sum up your comment, notyour..., the biggest dick ever....made you choke?

DynamicDbytheC says,

I can't stop laughing about the placement of this memoir on the Most Commented Board. For now, the blogger ir right smack in the middle of Big Dick and retiring lame. The village has spoken.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Oh and does BD drive a big truck?

Dean6805 says,

Of course. Overcompensating.

translator says,

LATE TO JOIN IN THE LAUGHTER!

NOTYOURAVERAGEGRANDMA, YOU ARE INDEED QUITE SOMETHING!

DISTANCE AND LACK OF ACQUAINTANCE SPARES ME THE EMBARRASSMENT!

YOU COME UP WITH GOOD ONES!

StacyJane says,

Really...you are just the best. I love this.

Sagacious says,

Sounds like an award Dhani would win in a landslide.