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therapist tried to kill me today.

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walking backwards and sideways with no cane. I was terrified. And walking on my toes.

by Bevvie in Six-Word Memoirs on Feb 02, 2012 | | T-shirt

Comments

Bevvie says,

thanks again for your supporting words, RbW.

BanjoDan says,

you are going forwards Bev congrats!

TeaTopper says,

Love this memoir. Best wishes, Bevvie.

Dean6805 says,

Good stuff, Bevvie!

Bevvie says,

thanks, guys! kinda funny now, but not when I was wobbling. I told her she was trying to kill me. I need to show her the memoir.

notjustagirlintheworld says,

I frequently accuse my trainer of trying to kill me :D Good for you.

Bevvie says,

hahaha. you understand, njagitw.

Dean6805 says,

Admission... when I first read it, I saw "The rapist." Glad I re-read.

Bevvie says,

mI am glad too, D.

Bevvie says,

I am glad. still typing with one hand.

RaisedByWolves says,

Never had a stroke, can't tyep with one finger;)

RaisedByWolves says,

Never had a stroke, can't tyep with one finger;)

Bevvie says,

welcome to my typing world,

RainhaMom says,

You are an inspiration! Tell your therapist to give you the works!

marjorieclaire says,

And I said, why three therapist?

MrsPremise says,

Great job, Bevvie! You're improving by leaps and bounds!

DynamicDbytheC says,

Before I read the backstory, I thought you meant therapist as in "shrink." I thought that you must be one messed up person with an even more messed up therapist. Glad it is physical progress you were talking about. Baby steps.

Bevvie says,

the backstory is essential.

mzejay says,

Whew--I got tired just reading the backstory! Keep up all the hard work and one finger typing!

Bevvie says,

I will.

Mourningdove says,

Aunt calls them "Physical Terrorists"

Bevvie says,

great name

lillybrook says,

That's incredible, Bevvie! Keep surviving that therapist! You'll be back to multiple-finger typing -- and so much more -- soon!

Bevvie says,

thanks

Amapola says,

Hey, now I see what you mean in your comment on my memoir to you - Dean saw it too :-) maybe we both suffer from the same I-al-ways-split-words condition?

Dean6805 says,

I simply suffer from a reading-things-too-quickly condition, Amapola. It's a tragic condition which most typically results in profound embarrassment.

oopsalittle says,

You go girl!

Bevvie says,

merci!

Dhani says,

Ditto, I also read it as 'the rapist', and I was going to question whether the memoir was creative fiction or someone yelling 'fire!' on a crowded website. P.S.Remember Bevvie, the fastest way to heal is to thank EVERYBODY!

Screaming_for_innocence says,

gonna kill my own therapist tomorrow

bbhead says,

Bless you!

LucidDreamer says,

Every step, every breath, every heartbeat brings you closer to your goal (so does muttering "I hate therapists, I hate therapists" with every step). Keep taking those steps - you will arrive!

Loon says,

keep us posted..... we're all on your team

Bevvie says,

I will keep you posted, team mates!

NoNickname1 says,

A woman of courage and humor. Good on ya!

Bevvie says,

thanks to all!

three-monkeys says,

Keep that sense of humor, and keep up the good work! You are an inspiration.

three-monkeys says,

Keep that sense of humor, and keep up the good work! You are an inspiration.