Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

catsmeow says,

I'm taking a sciatica from work this year. :-)
I sailed away on my 37 foot sciatica.
I'm headed to Sciatica for my vacation this year.
Yup, sounds fun, Believe.

Believe says,

Should I drive the Mercedes? Or the Sciatica?

catsmeow says,

I think I'll try the veal sciatica tonight, please.

Believe says,

I recently saw El Sciatica at the Kennedy Center.

catsmeow says,

It's kind of kinky, but have you tried the sciatica position?

Believe says,

I'm getting my Ph.D in sciatica.

catsmeow says,

Kenwood Vineyards produces a beautiful, full-bodied sciatica.

catsmeow says,

I said a prayer to St. Sciatica tonight.

Believe says,

Unlike Pilates and yoga, sciatica works those pesky glutes!

catsmeow says,

I hear domesticated sciaticas make the best pets.

Believe says,

Who's playing in the 2011 Sciatica Bowl on Sunday?

catsmeow says,

I believe it's the Cincinnati Sciaticas.

catsmeow says,

This summer I plan to hike the Sciatica Trail.

Level1 says,

The Sciatica ruins left me breathless.

ctgoods2 says,

The ultimate in cleverness! Bravo!

catsmeow says,

Most recent astronomical discovery? The planet Sciatica

Believe says,

Microsoft is preparing to launch Windows Sciatica.

catsmeow says,

If it's a girl, we're naming her Sciatica. If it's a boy, we're calling him Lumbago.

Believe says,

Craig Ferguson and Cheryl Burke are performing the Sciatica on Dancing With the Stars.

DynamicDbytheC says,

I get scared in the Sciatica, I thought I saw some bats up there.

MrsPremise says,

I got a D in Applied Sciatica.

marymc says,

I am ROLLING!!! You guys KILL me!!!

Believe says,

Not since Secretariat won the Triple Crown in 1973, has there been a horse to capture the nations attention as Sciatica Is Acting Up.

catsmeow says,

My husband had been annoying me for years. Just a few drops of sciatica in his coffee and now I'm rid of him forever. And it's untraceable!

Bevvie says,

thanks for this laugh!

Dhani says,

No! You're thinking of 'ASIATIC', which is some MIGHTY fun for the adventurer and/ or explorer....

catsmeow says,

Nothing like freshly baked sciatica with my morning tea!

oopsalittle says,

I'm running out of sciatica!

oopsalittle says,

thanks for the laughs!

Larry_D._Smith says,

The writer Jonathan Ames said these six words for our "Six Words on Love & Heartbreak Book":
"It's like my heart has sciatica."

SweetPurpleGlasses says,

Fantastic!

catsmeow says,

But THAT doesn't sound like fun, Larry. Ouch.

Believe says,

The first sign of spring. The blooming sciatica.

MrsPremise says,

My first honeymoon was at Sciatica Falls.

DynamicDbytheC says,

I sciatica comment on your memoir.

Believe says,

One of my most advanced students is performing Sciatica in D minor for a talent show.

catsmeow says,

My neighbors stopped by and we played a rousing game of Sciatica. I won.

MrsPremise says,

I found an infestation of sciatica beetles in the attic, so we're calling the fumigation guys on Wednesday. They are so disgusting!

oopsalittle says,

i'm only wearing my sheer sciatica.

Dhani says,

Sciatica da f'n mouth up...

Believe says,

Sciatica, a proven medicine to fight insomnia, has far too many side effects, including lower back pain.

catsmeow says,

I bought a cordless sciatica.

KharisJo says,

Never met a sciatica I didn't like.

KharisJo says,

ROFLMSO

oopsalittle says,

Ok here's my secret...
The secret ingredient that makes my Paprikash recipe to die for
is one healthy tablspoon of sciatica.

Jujeebal says,

Spilled my tea, laughing so hard!

MrsPremise says,

I knew a guy who had Paranoid Sciatica Disorder.

Bevvie says,

attacked by a herd of sciatica.

Believe says,

I like my sciatica on the rocks with a lemon twist.

catsmeow says,

My custom Sciatica has 24 gears, a memory foam seat and a titanium frame.

Bevvie says,

more prisoners have escaped from Sciatica.

Believe says,

Got yet another citation for sciatica in public. Now I have to go to court.

oopsalittle says,

We met in Rome - on the steps of St Sciatica.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Oopsalittle, good one. I have some vacation photos from the step of St. Sciatica.

oopsalittle says,

That's amazing! did you climb up to the top of the steeple? By the time I got to the top I had a sharp pain down the side of my leg. Could hardly walk - they took me to the St Sciatica hospital emergency day section.They were wonderful. Since then I light a candle to St Sciatica every first Tuesday in Novemeber in gratitude.

catsmeow says,

Did they tell you the story of St Sciatica's martyrdom? She refused to surrender her virginity and renounce her faith and they killed her by stabbing her in the hip and all the way down her leg with a hot knife. She is now the patron saint of chiropractors.

oopsalittle says,

Yes I heard about that – it’s the most hitherto unbelievable story and yet believable story at the same time.
Also - whilst climbing the steps up to the steeple I heard an elderly woman tell a story that she claimed happened when she was twelve and growing up in a little town nearby called Piccola Sciatica. Well an amazing thing happened – she said it was a miracle. Apparently the local baker renown for his wonderful bread – one morning he went to his wood fired oven and pulled out the usual 12 loaves of bread. One of them – lo and behold – held the image of St Sciatica embedded within its crusty top together with image of said hip and the hot knife that you mention. This story gives me tingles right down my legs!

MrsPremise says,

Oh, you don't say! We had to put our budgie down, not at all well. She had a crusty sciatica, right there above her beak. We didn't like her much anyway.

oopsalittle says,

Rubbing herbs into my sciatica as I write. Leaving it to marinate ever night.

lillybrook says,

SO, funny... you are all a trip! Love this.

lillybrook says,

Groupon has a new deal: buy one sciatica for the price of two!

Bevvie says,

the sciatica will hit the coast line over night

oopsalittle says,

Tonight - watched in awe renowned Spanish opera singer Dolores Fuerte Sciatica. Here is Australia for the first time performing the Baroque style zarzuela ‘Ciática Duele’.

Believe says,

One six ounce, soy, non-fat, decaf sciatica. No whipped cream. Thanks.

oopsalittle says,

make that two - with a double shot sciatica - taa.

MrsPremise says,

"Sciatica, my ass! You get that room cleaned up before I get home!"

catsmeow says,

Anyone for a game of Sciatica with Friends?

oopsalittle says,

Running for train. Slipped on a sciatica. Bruised my hip.

mzejay says,

I'm late to this, but this is the funniest thing I'ver ever read here.

catsmeow says,

mz, happy to hear your sense of sciatica is unimpaired.

MrsPremise says,

The sciatica worm was known for the most exquisite silk thread in the world. It was replaced in the 70's with polyester--a half-assed substitute that annoys us still.

oopsalittle says,

I have a pair of pure sciatica pants that I treasure. They are extremely warm around the hips.

lillybrook says,

I spent a small fortune on some gorgeous high heels by the hot new designer, Kenneth Sciatica. They pinch a little when I walk, though.

catsmeow says,

Careful, K8, after you wear those Sciaticas a few times, you'll likely develop a strange pain running from your hip, down your leg. It happens all the time with those shoes. I don't want to suffer that much for beauty.

MrsPremise says,

Oh, I could never afford Kenneth Sciatica heels. I buy his cousin, Robbie Osgood-Schlatter's sensible clogs.

mzejay says,

Just got my sciatica certification--want to do a little deep sea sciatica on vacation?

oopsalittle says,

Breaking news!
Major accident on Mount Sciatica. Chair lift transporting eight passengers fell ten metres. Sixteen broken hips.

lillybrook says,

I've advanced a level in my yoga practice: I can sciatica, even in the hot rooms!

oopsalittle says,

A sciatica walks into a bar and the barman says
"hey, why the long hip?"

Jujeebal says,

LOL oops!

RedStickWriter says,

Words can fool you. By the sound of it, it would seem that being a philatelist might get you arrested.

Here's a little story from Wikipedia about twisting words:

In 1950 President Harry Truman called George Smathers into a meeting at the White House and reportedly said "I want you to do me a favor. I want you to beat that son-of-a-bitch Claude Pepper."[1] Pepper had been part of an unsuccessful 1948 campaign to "dump Truman" as the Democratic presidential nominee, and George Smathers had been his manager and pupil. Smathers broke with Pepper and ran against him in the Democratic primary (which at the time in Florida was tantamount to election, the Republican Party still being in infancy there). The contest was extremely heated, and revolved around policy issues, especially charges that Pepper represented the far left and was too supportive of Stalin. Pepper's opponents circulated widely a 49-page booklet titled The Red Record of Senator Claude Pepper.[8]

Part of American political lore is the Smathers "redneck speech," which Smathers reportedly delivered to a poorly educated audience. The "speech" was never given; it was a hoax dreamed up by one reporter. Time Magazine, during the campaign, falsely claimed that Smathers said this:

Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, he has a brother who is a known homo sapiens,[9] and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy.[10]
The Smathers campaign denied his having made the speech, as did the reporters who covered his campaign, but the hoax followed Smathers to his death.[11]

Loon says,

Believe hits one out of the park, grsnd muthafukkinsciatican slam