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Irene blows, but will she swallow?

by Loon in Six-Word Memoirs on Aug 26, 2011 | add favorite | T-shirt

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clare_ann_matz says,

Yuck!

Level1 says,

This made me chuckle :-)

L2L3 says,

My response was more of a snort/guffaw combo. Gotta love the Loon.

skyrocketjones says,

She certainly will turn heads.

L2L3 says,

You mean like a rotating kind of motion???

BanjoDan says,

can i have her phone number?

ctgoods2 says,

If it's possible to die from laughing hysterically...

catsmeow says,

Will you still respect her in the morning?

Believe says,

I will have to warn you, guys, you'd have to be pretty drunk to find her attractive.

HoraceNelson says,

Katrina was a spitter. That sucked.

sisterpoet says,

Can I say it....MEN!!!! Ughhh

marymc says,

She'll blow ya, Loon, but she's not gonna make you a sandwich afterward.

Loon says,

Here's hoping none of your mothers are named Irene. If so, gulp. p

oopsalittle says,

oh now i get it

Tamstarz says,

As a writer I love this! As a woman, I hate it! Ugh! :-)

Tamstarz says,

As a writer I love this! As a woman, I hate it! Ugh! :-)

Contemplative says,

A definite favorite. Absolutely sheer genius. Love the word play and the implications the most. Practically speechless!

SolitaryMan says,

According the news I've seen Irene doesn't seem to have that much skill at blowing; moves slowly, doesn't go that deep and after much hype and buildup leaves you disappointed.

Loon says,

dear solitaryman...Which makes this a genuine memoir

Believe says,

Great comments!! Laughing.

I will say that irene's abilities might lie elsewhere. She is, after all, very moist.

JAD says,

You know me I'll keep my comments to myself. Congrats! anyway, Loon.

L2L3 says,

Again, the memoirs with the best sexual innuendos create the most buzz. Imagine that;-}

SolitaryMan says,

Generally the ones that are the wettest usually blow well also, Irene is strange then.

renegade says,

sex and hurricanes, both messy

lisamoans says,

she barely slurped

L2L3 says,

Absolutely no self control here.

L2L3 says,

Absolutely no self control here.

L2L3 says,

Here either.

Level1 says,

Yeah, she did, my neighbor's house.

JL1963 says,

great one for telling over a pictuer o beer, must write that 1 down

Dhani says,

*It's been said that the ingestion of cinnamon sweetens the flavor of male semen. Thought you'd like to know.

kathi_wright says,

you are insanely funny and witty time and time again.....

kathi_wright says,

maybe i should have said....you just keep 'em coming, loon.

L2L3 says,

Please, don't encourage him.

prodigal says,

Irene blows....loon gargles!

L2L3 says,

Repeat of last comment.

Amapola says,

Maybe she chops, a la Bobbit, who knows!

Amapola says,

Maybe she chops, a la Bobbit, who knows!

tracywithouthill says,

Died, laughing.

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