Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

Level1 says,

This made me chuckle. I like it!

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

Thanks!
I really do try to rock what my mama gave me, but sometimes it gets old...

JL1963 says,

that's a good one needed the laugh.

ctgoods2 says,

Love this

mzejay says,

Clever!

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

Like NYAG says, they are a blessing and a curse...lots of fun until you have to run three miles in the sprint tri...

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

I LOVE IT! The power of the pen trumps the power of the penis yet again!

SolitaryMan says,

Funny thing is, if a man wants to really piss a woman off all he has to do is not look (works really well if the target is in a revealing dress/sexy outfit). Also guys, if a woman starts to bitch "you didn't notice my _____", fill in the blank with nails, haircut, new anything; simply reply "I didn't say anything because I was being polite".

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

Hmmmm, good points, S/M...

Next question is--Why would you want to piss a woman off? Where does that get you?

p.s. We know that you notice...even if you're playing it cool. :)

whyamILikethis says,

Its so true whoever you are someone will notice you not for the size but for your beauty ^_^ Just remember that

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

whyamILikethis, I'm listening...tell me more...

SolitaryMan says,

Interesting assumption that men always notice, that says something. You do realize that people (not just men) avoid eye contact when they lie, right?

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

S/M, I can't tell if you're angry, bitter, or just a wise old sage.

SolitaryMan says,

The answer to that depends on your age relative to mine, my mood, and of course I'm bitter (i believe everyone is, but it is a sliding scale). However, I do think the comments should be read in lighter tone with an attempt to find the humor.

HoraceNelson says,

with DDs like that, who needs eyes?

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

Aw S/M, no need to be bitter...ok, I'm reading in a lighter tone...all better, Papi. (Seriously though, I always appreciate a dissenting opinion as it keeps me honest.)

Seraphina_Lullaby says,

HoNey, thanks for the laugh before I put the girls to bed!

Wench says,

HA! Amazing!!!

Mourningdove says,

Love it!