Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

jebcrg says,

Love this.

t-indigo says,

Any refunds on pride?

catsmeow says,

Is there a time limit on that? I might need to pay multiple visits.

t-indigo says,

Hail, King Wordslinger. I'm getting out of your way lest you roll over me with wit and features ;)

joweiah says,

as long as you didn't ride around the store in a shopping cart...

t-indigo says,

Or smash them in the lot.

Loon says,

clever

Loon says,

clever

t-indigo says,

How clever? Clever clever? Cleverer.

Wordslinger says,

It's stupid clever, yo.

t-indigo says,

Yo back at'cha, stupid cleverer boy. Manhat's getting to you.

marymc says,

You would have been over-dressed at Wal-Mart.

Wordslinger says,

I'd don my rags for such an endeavor.

weirdo says,

Bunny slippers too? I would do that, and buy underwear, really comfortable and cool, with yourself too.

RainhaMom says,

Congrats on the feature. I was reading your other memoirs and lots of them made me laugh out loud.

t-indigo says,

RainhaMom, I believe we have some extra talent in our midst. (Yo, don't let that go to your head, K.S.) ;-) Meep

Wordslinger says,

Thanks, peoples of the Smith.

Level1 says,

So true Mary!

Amapola says,

haha luckily it wasn't 'returned naked' - good1

MamaSick says,

Sending this to my friend who is a manager at Target! She just told me that she had to tell a girl wearing a tank top and bikini bottoms to leave the store. Girl says, "U mean I can't buy anything in your store?" and my friend says " Not unless it's a pair of pants."