Lactating woman offered boob during flight.
Backstory
Was flying by myself with my two-month old, trying to rock the baby to sleep in my arms in the aisle, when a woman walked over, explained that for whatever reason she still lactates even though her kid no longer breastfeeds, and made Lukas an offer he definitely didn't want to refuse. He went nuts when he was near her, but I figured we'd make it. Later, she appeared to be passed out on white wine. by Larry_D._Smith in Six-Word Memoirs on Apr 02, 2011 | 
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Steve__Anthony says,
Coffee, tea or a wine-laced white. Just part of the "friendly skies."Steve__Anthony says,
I'm tired, can you tell? I'm meant "Coffee, tea, or white wine-laced milk." --- never mind.Bevvie says,
Beautiful baby! I'll take a pass on the boob offer!Believe says,
That is a truly amazing story. One of those "only happens in a sitcom" kind of moments. The ick factor is staggering on so many levels. See, Larry, you are already making difficult, yet wise decisions on behalf of your baby!Loon says,
...and a beer for the kid...marymc says,
HA! Loon....you never fail me.three-monkeys says,
Ew. Just...ew.