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Some drag racers are painfully slow



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Because they wear high-heel platform boots.

(Hey! Can't I be silly once in a while? Twice in a while?)

by Staraj in Six-Word Memoirs on Mar 21, 2013 | add favorite | T-shirt

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Staraj says,

One surefire proof: Demonstrate that he/she is a Toruk Makto — "a great leonopteryx whisperer". Ride 'em cowboy/cowgirl.

ShellDeFelice says,

The shorter one in the middle has the most beautiful "girl looking" legs. Admiring them makes me feel strangely uncomfortable...

Staraj says,

Okay legs, but too thin in the hips for my tastes. In fact, "everything" in his/her hips is not my tastes.

ShellDeFelice says,

O.K. Thank God you drew my eyes "up." You are right S, nothing feminine about those hips... but still, I can't hang out here...to much orientation confusion...but then again, I have been solitary for some time. I embrace "to each his own" Just pick a side and be clear about it!!!!!

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