Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

maryjane31 says,

I gave him glowing reviews. He is definitely in the running! The Pope consults with me quite often. I don't always agree with some of the Pope's policies concerning the Nuns, but I know Banjo will take care of all that nonsense.

BanjoDan says,

Madame Superior Cardinal, please report to Rome no later than March 20 for robe fitting and vows

maryjane31 says,

I'm being flown on a private jet.

jl333 says,

Guess I should fly in too to be a witness

canadafreeze says,

The witness of shenanigans - perfect :-)

DynamicDbytheC says,

Whatever you do, DON'T mention his history with blow-up dolls.

maryjane31 says,

Mums the word on the dolls. However I believe something can be worked out later down the road. All things are possible with BanjoDan.

Knoxena says,

I would brag about the dolls, better then alter boys!!!

maryjane31 says,

Good one Knoxena!

Level1 says,

I think the choice of Banjo Dan is very progressive. The church needs some fresh blood, some one who is not caught up in papal intrigue and church politics. We certainly know his homilies will be interesting :-)

JAD says,

All sixers will be references. He'll have a good chance. Congrats! MJ

BanjoDan says,

do we have any tailors in the Smith community? I keep tripping over this dang robe.

maryjane31 says,

No problem we will have that taken care of immediately. Can't have you tripping. Will send a tailor over right away!. She is female.

ShellDeFelice says,

My rosary beads, worn and waiting. For your six inspired penance recitals.

canadafreeze says,

Nicely done and so much fun:-)

KharisJo says,

can't wait to see BD at the Vatican window, playing banjo to the crowds and crowned with Believe hat :)

Dragonflower says,

I can imagine such a world, KharisJo. Peace, love, and smiles, always.
Go BanjoDan! You're the real deal. The whole package. Kindness, hilarity, sympathy, grace. A no brainer for the deciding committee, I would think. Send us a postcard when you get to Rome.

lillybrook says,

BD - I've sent my hearty support of your appointment tied to the leg of a dove. Should be there any day.

P.Laudato says,

I promise to become Catholic if you get the job, BD. :)