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May God bless the new Pope! Here is a pic of my portable confession booth, this really saves a lot of time.

by BanjoDan in Six-Word Memoirs on Feb 12, 2013 | add favorite | T-shirt

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three-monkeys says,

May I be the first to say HA-larious! (Not that I don't have faith in you, monsignor). ;P

BanjoDan says,

thank you TM! i figure my 21 years total in the confession booth must count for something!

canadafreeze says,

Only 21? Congrats - may you be considered ...

jl333 says,

I expected you would. Congrats on MOTD !

Level1 says,

I'd send smoke up a chimney for you :-)

ctgoods2 says,

yes you did! I just may reconstitute my catechism if you take the lead here. Congrats!

ShellDeFelice says,

Now this would shake some things up in the holy city. Nice one!!!!

JAD says,

congrats! Hope you make it.

BanjoDan says,

thank you my friends, your sins are forgiven

maryjane31 says,

One of your best Banjo!

DynamicDbytheC says,

I confess, I love this memoir. You just want to wear that ornate garment/dress.

AQScott says,

This was divinely inspired...and you'll look fantastic in your mitre!

NumbrOneAunt says,

i can see the enquirer headline now: "papal butler reports finding inflatable girlfriend in new pontiff's private quarters!"

Loon says,

mea culpa

Bevvie says,

of course you did!

P.Laudato says,

Love it! :)

ba_miracle says,

Oh Lord...help us ;-)

chilitechno says,

Just remember, it's not a popeularity contest.

Knoxena says,

I love it! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Late to the party (as usual) but assume you got the job -- who could be better :D Congrats on yet another timely and clever six.

catsmeow says,

Infallible? I think not.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Time for a blow-up altar boy.

TwoScoops says,

MOTD is SO deserved. You are WORTHY! We will await the white smoke, confirming you. Spopetacular!

lillybrook says,

This is fabulous! If you were Pope BD, I might even convert... or at least sing in Latin a little more often.

lgp120 says,

that's hilarious!! congrats on MOTD!! did you really send it though?

marymc says,

You have my vote and I'm not even Catholic. That still counts, though....right?

KharisJo says,

Banjo the First has a nice (papal) ring to it. Congrats, your Holiness on MOTD <:)

oopsalittle says,

Congrats BD - I'll come visit you at the Vatican for a blessing!

ShellDeFelice says,

If you were in the confessional when I was kid things would have turned out a whole lot different!

Believe says,

Love this, BanjoPope.

ShellDeFelice says,

Can you give us our penance in lyrical sixes, please? All the Hail Mary's given by the same guy who reeked of whiskey at the family Irish/Catholic weddings were less than absolving.

zsuzsa says,

So funny, BD! The Vatican needs a little banjo music right about now.

Dhani says,

WHITE SMOKE for Dan! (The confessional looks like an outhouse. Same thing? Whose 5***** foto? Yours? If so, what a gem!)

Loon says,

mea maxima culpa

tcrog1020 says,

You ain't gotta be a cardinal to be in the runnin'

catsmeow says,

The papal motto- " inflatable but not infallible. "

lillybrook says,

Banjo the First? BanjoPope? Loving it all. When do we see the smoke????

favepeep says,

Belated congrats on MOTD! BTW I'm happy to give you a reference.

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