I'm just halfway to something better.
Backstory"Sometimes I think that people look at me and are like, 'Wow you're in a shitty place. Irresponsible.' And I'm just like, 'Bromance. I got dropped in a much shittier place, and this is what it looks like when I'm halfway through walking somewhere better. So move on and stop judging me.' This halfway place has a lot of whiskey."
--My very dear friend, Julia.