New venture: Feature Lobbyist. Will barter.
Backstory
Will accept cash, Visa/MC. Will consider offers to barter such as homemade cookies, vacation rentals, gas, family heirlooms, etc. In exchange I will send an eloquent, compelling email to Larry and/or interns, outlining clearjustification for your memoir to be featured. MOTD
appeals will incur a substantial surcharge. All payments
must be made in advance and will be refunded if at least
one of your singularly awesome sixes does not get
featured within a four-day window with said window's
dates being specified in writing and in advance. Offer valid immediately and for any memoir without discrimination in regard toquality, creativity or
authorship. Email inquiries only. Hurry, time-limited offer.










Comments
scarecrow says,
Sold my wife's soul to the devil...turns out He already owned it