I could have been Miss Kitty.
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When I was young, I would watch Gunsmoke with my grandmother. I don't believe that I appreciated Miss Kitty then. Now as I watch reruns of Matt Dillon and Gunsmoke, I realize that Miss Kitty was quite the woman. She owned her own business and spoke her mind. I could have been Miss Kitty. Maybe. I certainly speak my mind. by Bevvie in Six-Word Memoirs on Jan 23, 2013 | 
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L2L3 says,
Loved Miss Kitty.Bevvie says,
She gave those cowboys hell when they stepped out of line. I would have met her for breakfast at Delmonico's any day.Steve__Anthony says,
Miss Kitty was HOT.Staraj says,
When you look up "plainspoken" in the dictionary . . .Steve__Anthony says,
Also - always loved older women.Bevvie says,
She is definitely one of my girl crushes.L2L3 says,
Google the lyrics to "Should've Been a Cowboy" by Toby Keith.Steve__Anthony says,
Great Toby Keith song.Bevvie says,
I did. Cool lyrics.catsmeow says,
I AM Miss Kitty. Alternate between that and Hello Kitty.RaisedByWolves says,
Bevvie you must know that the Long Branch was a 'pleasure house'.L2L3 says,
Which brings us right back to Bevvie the porn star.Dragonflower says,
I thought she was a teacher....mmmm, maybe that explains why she was always in the bar. Didn't she have that cool beauty mark above her lip?Dragonflower says,
Poor Bevvie, things are not looking good. Do YOU have a beauty mark? Maybe that's why Lon wants current pictures!!catsmeow says,
Definitely a madam, not a ma'am, Autumn.RaisedByWolves says,
Chester's dubious leg injury might have had more to do with dance hall girls than the War.Dragonflower says,
I guess my mom was avoiding my question about the ladies. Cuz I was really, really, really (really) young when we used to watch. Haven't watched any episodes since. Learning a lot here!Bevvie says,
Please be reminded that Miss Kitty Russell OWNED the Long Branch. What else she may or may not have done was her business.(Actually, I do have a beauty mark on my right cheek.)
Must SOME of y'all always over analyze my memoirs! You know who you are. And my lawyer knows who you are too.
Dragonflower says,
Ut- oh. Bringing out the big guns smoke style.Bevvie says,
Hello Kitty!!!! Just like Miss Kitty would do!!!! Bam!!!!RaisedByWolves says,
Just to be safe ya might want to check-in with Doc Adams.Bevvie says,
He's dead!!!!Believe says,
I have lots to say. My lawyer suggested that I refrain from comment.Bevvie says,
I was wondering when you would show up! Got that restraining order yet?RaisedByWolves says,
They never had a unsatisified customer leave the Long Branch, they just checked into Boot Hill.Believe says,
Well, clearly you know your way in and out of a corset.RaisedByWolves says,
Button hooks!Bevvie says,
Miss Kitty had nice hats too!Believe says,
Giving new meaning to the phrase "you can leave your hat on."RaisedByWolves says,
I think Festus was the originator of Festivus.Bevvie says,
and Quint was the originator of gorgeous!catsmeow says,
and Matt Dillon was the originator of... Matt Dillon.Dragonflower says,
I thought it was boots. "You can leave your boots on."L2L3 says,
It's 'hat' in a popular song.Dragonflower says,
Ahhhh, thanks L2L3. I think that was an old flame of mine who told me about the boots.So...what is Bevvie the originator of??
L2L3 says,
New song: You Can Put Your Pants On