"Who told you I was looking?!"
BackstoryThere are people in my life who persist in sending me emails or facebook messages...or calling on the phone, even...to say "so-and-so is hiring." And then they will give me a lengthy discourse on the work, the place, the potential, and how suited for the position I would be and vice versa.
I'm sorry....I have a job. And I like my job. Really.