I'll take that as a compliment!
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Dearest Teenager, When you parked next to me at the school, you parked so close that I could barely open up my door, much less sqeeze through to get into my truck. I'm assuming you thought I was super skinny. So with that being said, I'll take that as a compliment. And while your at it...learn to park your fucking car in between the stupid white lines! Sincerely, Skinny Bitch. by jl333 in Six-Word Memoirs on Dec 04, 2012 | 
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maryjane31 says,
Priceless!! Couldn't have said it better.canadafreeze says,
This may be my favourite memoirs of yours:-) TFF, JL.accidentaltourist says,
I want this printed on tickets, which I will place on windshields.