She's my personal Jerry Springer show.
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I still keep in touch with my ex-wife. Not very closely, just Facebook friends, and the occasional phone call (less than once a year). One of those phone calls was from a New Orleans police department holding cell. by TheUnknownComic in Six-Word Memoirs on Nov 28, 2012 | 
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Believe says,
I was unaware they arrested people in New Orleans? She must be very creative.TheUnknownComic says,
She was officially charged with indecent exposure during Mardi Gras. She was in a bar, on top of a table and flashing her bottom half. When a police officer asked her to step down from the table, she cussed at him. When he went to remove her from the table, she smacked him. She was arrested. She was released the next morning (when she sobered up).Dean6805 says,
Wow. Sounds like a live one.TheUnknownComic says,
It was the early 90's, when I first met her she was Elaine Beness from Seinfeld (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) when we divorced she was Courtney Love. We split fairly well, she even said that "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston reminded her of us. Of course at one point when she realized what a split would mean for her future I dedicated GNR's You Could Be Mine to her on a local radio station (For those unfamiliar with Axel Rose's prose the pertinent part of the song which he screams (more than he usually does) is "don't forget to call your lawyer with ridiculous demands, take the bed and sofa this is more than I can stand").